March 2012
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Mar 1st
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I have feelings about this blog
brb-scarf-sale: http://fuckyeahricksantorum.tumblr.com/
Mar 1st
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WatchWatch
Mar 1st
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“baby cheeses went to the bahamas and got two little round vials of that clear...”
– Jenny, on how Bradley Cooper came into existence
Mar 1st
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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RIP DAVY JONES
pupfresh: Frontman of The Monkees, Davy Jones, has passed away at age 66. Rest in peace.
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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do you mind if i get that?: Ok this is all im... →
pissyfits: ohmygod i dont have a prob w/ female watson but stupid point stupid point nobody cares shut up this is freaking cbs for god sakes they don’t even make that good of shows to begin with And the sexist comments are really stupid because blah blah blah blah something something im…
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Watching American Idol with my mother.
Mom: Well that boy's just an amazing singer.
Me: Mmhm.
Mom: ...he's the same age as you, you know.
Me: Yeah.
Mom: ...but you can't sing like that.
Me:
Mom:
Mom: hey
Mom: you know what you're good at
Mom: eating ice cream
Me:
Mom: there should be an eating ice cream idol
Mom: you'd win it for sure
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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you know who would have made a great American...
ankh-the-odd: sherlocktorwho: fwips: Hey Sherlock, get over here, man. I found some Fresh Prints. YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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‘Sherlock’s’ Benedict Cumberbatch to take on new... →
moraniarty: bowtiesandbamfs: IF THIS IS TRUE hooooly shit this would be awesome
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies…The man who never reads lives...”
– George R.R. Martin (via widowmakers)
Feb 27th
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this is all I have to say
guillam:
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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DEAR GARY
prufrocking: YOU IS SMART YOU IS KIND YOU IS IMPORTANT
Feb 27th
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While watching Gary Oldman's nomination clip for...
Mom: look that's my boyfriend -pointing to Gary-
Me: Okay, Mom.
Mom: and OH OH LOOK SAM
Mom: THERE'S /YOUR/ BOYFRIEND -pointing to Benedict Cumberbatch-
Me:
Mom: now your boyfriend
Mom: and my boyfriend
Mom: are friends
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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I love how Meryl Streep just put on her glasses
like “see you guys i didn’t forget this time”
Feb 27th
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on watching Jason Isaacs during the nomination...
Mom: OH
Mom: THAT'S THE GUY WITH THE WHITE HAIR
Me: Yeah, Lucius~
Mom: I WANT TO SLEEP WITH HIM
Me: YEAH ME TOO~
Mom:
Me:
Mom: /what/
Me: what
Feb 27th
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gayjamesbond: I want to hug Octavia Spencer omg
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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wow
i’m sorry sacha baren cohen is a fucking douche he’s not funny, he’s annoying, and he ruined ryan seacrest’s suit, and now the poor man has to wear that fucking shit for the next several hours
Feb 27th