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I am Sam. (Sam I am.) I'm also 20, female, an Anthropology major, and a nerd. This is just a collection of random things that've been floating around in my brain. Enjoy~
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Drives my Dad nuts but I do it All The Time. Cereal first thing in the morning: instead of sitting at the table not even a 1/2 ft away I’m just going to lean awkwardly against this counter stuffing my face and starring into space.

OH MY jkalkdslalkdjasdlka; MY DAD HATES IT TOO

he gets so mad


when we get delivery i hover around the food like a fruit fly and he stands there swatting at me going “GO SIT SOMEWHERE, DON’T EAT IN HERE”

1 note #b00sauce #i think we're the same person #or maybe we're clones and there's an older version of us that will use us for our organs #like in the house of the scorpion #...wow these tags just got morbid
  1. b00sauce said: If by morbid you mean /hilarious/, agreed. … though I could totally go for swapping out everything above my collarbones atm since I feel like butt squared.
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