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~ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ U R THE WILL GRAHAM TO MY HANNIBAL LECTER ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ~


only walter white is allowed to do duck-face


submitted by yuwiththeface
OMGDYING
I GOT THE FUCKING MILK, JAWN.
ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW, JAWN.
PLEASE CAN I HAVE A FUCKING CIGARETTE NOW PLEASE, JAWN.

[Submitted by: 42andeverything
Continued attempts to submit Agent Barton’s name to the Atlanta Hawks’ mascot search will result in permanent reassignment as Agent Romanoff’s 6:00 AM sparring partner.
Mr. Stark is warned that attempts to purchase avian mascot costumes as uniform substitutes for Agent Barton (even if he thinks it is a good idea) will result in the same consequence.]