- GQ: How do you define style?
- Tom Hardy: Like this grooming and styling thing? It's fucking poodles. Human poodles. I feel sorry for a poodle because he's a dog. You know, a dog is a fucking great creature. They would do anything for you. And the poodle gets a haircut. No one asks if the poodle wants his hair cut like that. Do they? They just fucking cut his hair like that. And he just walks around. And everyone is like, "Why is that poodle so snarky?" Fuck you.
jaayniee reblogged your photo: 4/100 pictures of sci-fii am a lesbian, follow me! :) xoxox it doesn’t matter if you are a boy, i am pretty desperate!but why is this in a reblog of a back to the future screencap i don’t
what
why
so there's this comic i would really like for you all to read →
it’s called foreskin man and it’s by matthew hess
and it is 100% absolutely positively serious
(Source: mrclarinet)
JOHN I DON’T HAVE ANY SEALS. I JUST HAVE ONEEEEEEEE.
LOL ZENYR
I like how websites like Tumblr and Twitter call it “followers”
Because, yeah, on youtube people can “subscribe” to you. But it doesn’t compare to being FOLLOWED. When I think “subscribe” I simply think of someone just signing up for some weekly newspaper horoscope or some shit.
But admit it, when you see “______ is now following you”,
you fucking feel like Moses.
Let my people reblog.
Or like there are hundreds of people stalking you everywhere you go.
And when you turn around, you can’t see them because they’re hiding behind buildings/trees
o___o
(Source: domics)
I.
AM.
IRONLLAMA.
(Source: 13liberty)
I wish boobs were detachable
So you could just pop them off when they are being assholes
Maybe they could attach with velcro or like little snap button things
Put them on your nightstand for the evening, snap them on the next morning
If you’re wearing a shirt with a print you could just pop them off and voila the print is no longer stretched across your ample chest mountains
XD
the good old days of mermaid man and barnacle boy.
oh my god.
OH MY GOD.
